warning, don't try this at home

i don't get why nowadays in the beginning of shows where they do dangerous things like if we are retards. why is thing, here i wonder is there someone stupid enough to risk their lives in a stunt? if there is shouldn't they be inside a mental institute. i mean in the nineties they didn't have warnings.this generation stupider than the one before, is that what there trying to say? let me guess there is going to be millions of jacka** movies if there was no warning.

Dear FutureMe

Dear Future Me,

all i can do is wonder about my future. i got a lot of questions for you, although most of them are going to be answered by then. first of all what kind of friends do I have?  but before over whelming you with all these question i got to ask what college are we going to?have you found true love yet or am i still putting that thing off? Most important what am i going to become, a lawyer or game designer if not what is it? I hope i did not change much,i hope that i am still a nice guy, that i am smart.

has our father changed or is he still neurotic and over protective? have you started to mess with him like our sister used to do? how is my sister, what is she studying is she aiming for orthopedic surgery? did Priscila go to Utica college, Maryland(she's hype?) or Barouch (bet she's pissed). 

After all this i got to ask me something do i get the respect i deserve? do i still need to be babysat by my father like if i am a five year old? do i make my own decisions now? this is the most important questions and the only ones that i really an answer to are: am i happy? and did were all my decisions worth it?

happy ever after

why cant live be like fairy tales and movies where you met a girl fall in love and live happy ever after? I will tell you why these tales are all lies. fairy tales make you believe happy ever after exist and you live happily until you realize the truth. I know people fight and get divorsed all the time, wheres happy ever after now. also Wiz khalifa once said "men fall in love with what they see and girls fall in love with what they hear, thats why girls were make up and men lie" here is the thing love is mostly lies because guys mostly want sex, girls mostly want money or atentition thats why most relationships dont work out. i got to admit some relationships work but after a lot of heart breaks and hardships some people might give up on the whole constitution of it.